Post by nym10 on May 15, 2016 16:14:51 GMT
"FIRST BLOOD!" Jacqueline says as she rips open the mouth of this creature and pulls out 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' from this atrocious creature's gullet, before getting out of the hole and searching in a made dash for anything to get the loot this creature dropped. She finds in the nearby living quarters where she finds a odd looking double pole-arm weapon as she finds one side is fitted with a broad, shovel-like sharpened blade while the opposite side is fitted with a crescent blade that juts out like a pair of bull’s horns. She grins madly as she grabs the weapon and runs back over to the Lovecraftian monstrosity with the weapon in tow as she quickly begins to use the exotic looking weapon to peel the skin off this creature's plate-like skin.
After 8 minutes she finishes the entire process as she begins to make the chitin-like pelt into a make-shift sack for her to put the remaining sections of this fiendish creature's body to be her loot, as she begins to smack the creature's skull trying to knock off those horns while singing a song she just made up on the spot called "Hammer Time". She continues to sing this song over and over as she knocks the devilish horns off this creature's skull after spending about 5 minutes total on those horns, she starts to smack the spade's bladed edge against this beast's claws as she tries to knock them loose as well. After 13 minutes she grins as she stands on the creature's mouth in a very golfer-esque stance as holding the weapon like a golf-club with the flat side of the Monk's Spade moon-shaped blade pressed right up against those fangs. She grins madly before saying out loudly "FORE!" as she pulls the weapon back and smacks the creature's mouth, knocking several of it's fangs loose into the make-shift bag before pulling back and doing this over and over with the weapon until the creature is toothless.
After all is said and done, she grabs all the meat this creature has and shoves it into the make-shift bag making it balloon to about a 7 foot in diameter backpack that she lifts up, grabbing 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' and attaches it to her waistline before making her way out of this creepy fucking place.
After 8 minutes she finishes the entire process as she begins to make the chitin-like pelt into a make-shift sack for her to put the remaining sections of this fiendish creature's body to be her loot, as she begins to smack the creature's skull trying to knock off those horns while singing a song she just made up on the spot called "Hammer Time". She continues to sing this song over and over as she knocks the devilish horns off this creature's skull after spending about 5 minutes total on those horns, she starts to smack the spade's bladed edge against this beast's claws as she tries to knock them loose as well. After 13 minutes she grins as she stands on the creature's mouth in a very golfer-esque stance as holding the weapon like a golf-club with the flat side of the Monk's Spade moon-shaped blade pressed right up against those fangs. She grins madly before saying out loudly "FORE!" as she pulls the weapon back and smacks the creature's mouth, knocking several of it's fangs loose into the make-shift bag before pulling back and doing this over and over with the weapon until the creature is toothless.
After all is said and done, she grabs all the meat this creature has and shoves it into the make-shift bag making it balloon to about a 7 foot in diameter backpack that she lifts up, grabbing 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' and attaches it to her waistline before making her way out of this creepy fucking place.